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Indecent Exposure

Today on my way home from work I saw the most apalling sight. Let me set the scene a bit. I drive home on a 6 lane, busy street - especially at 5pm. Its HOT - high 90's all week. And there was what I finally concluded to be a man running along the sidewalk on this busy street. In my mind I know he was a man but he greatly resembled an ape. Please forgive me, any of you who are a hairy man, or who love a hairy man> I really have nothing against hairy men. But he was VERY hairy, and he had a big pot belly and long arms that were swinging very wide forwards and backwards. He looked like an ape. A sweaty ape in black shorts. I almost rear-ended the car in front of me due to my shock and staring. I couldn't turn away! Now everyone is entitled to run, and I understand running without a shirt because its hot. But you know, at a gym its at least air conditioned. But if men insist on running outside, couldn't they please limit it to a park or at least a secluded neighborhood instead of a busy street at rush hour? I dare not think of the accidents that have in fact occurred as people see such a sight. And the children! They should not be subjected to that! I think that should be considered indecent exposure. I mean, women couldn't run down the street topless, why should he? You know, I take that back......... its only indecent exposure when its a big hairy man with long arms. Young, toned firefighters can run around my block any time they want!

posted by Jan @ 6:05 PM