Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Type A Versus Type B

(I blog too much, I know this. But hey you're reading it so it can't be that bad..... right?)

This information resurfaced today. The story behind how I came to recieve this information was a breakup earlier this year. A very funny friend of mine was given this "advice" from a 20 year old in her office. I then passed it on to a single friend of mine who thought it was very accurate. And today he asked me to send it to him again because he needed it to prove a point to one of HIS single friends. Apparently his friend is one type but she thinks she is the other type and thus, her love life sucks. So, to all who care to be amused - there may be "some" truth to this but I think its just funny. Enjoy!

There are two types of guys/girls – A type & B type.
“A” guys/girls are the nice, smart, honest ones that don't go to bars and are looking for relationships. “B” guys/girls are the heartbreaker player types that don't want commitment and just want flings. Now comes the tragic news ….. “A” guys never hit on “A” girls b/c they're too nice to do that. “B” guys have the confidence and motive to hit on “A” girls and then they use them and throw them out – making them bitter, heartbroken puddles. Then some of those “A” girls turn into “B” girls in order to get revenge on the male species. “A” girls never hit on “A” guys because they just don't do that sort of thing, so “B” girls end up snatching all the good “A” guys and tying them down and/or corrupting them. So do you see how there's this tragic mismatch occurring? Oh wait, it gets even more complicated…. so then there are the ”B” guys that pretend to be “A” guys to capture the most difficult “A” girls and then they completely destroy the “A” girl's life. Unfortunately, there are only a handful of exceptions - - when “A” guys are friends with “B” girls and the “B” girls introduce the “A” guys to “A” girls, then it sometimes all works out, but it's rare.

Crazy out there ain't it? You happily married people better be grateful for what you have and to all the singles out there - watch out for those B types!

6 Comments:

At 11:39 PM , Blogger Ben O. said...

That is a little bit scary, actually.

Ben O.

 
At 1:18 PM , Blogger Matt said...

Who said I wasn't a "B" type??

 
At 8:28 PM , Blogger Jana Leigh said...

matt, you are an A type who is happily married to an A type who you met via friends - its the perfect store. what you whinin for? I'm the A type who keeps getting B types and is waiting patiently for my dear friends to set me up with Mr Perfect A type!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 12:00 PM , Blogger Reagan said...

i also have a theory...it goes: the level of stupidity of the boy is a direct correlation of the psychoticness of the girl. therefore, the a boy with a low level of stupidity will not date a girl with a high level of psychoticness. and a high level of stupidity boy will ultimately cause the psychoticness of the girl to increase. it can also be reversed. a high level of psychoticness of the girl will directly impact the stupidity of the boy.
it all makes dating sense.

 
At 2:28 PM , Blogger Matt said...

reagan is right

 
At 7:11 PM , Blogger Reagan said...

wow...i feel validated.

 

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